BC Bells
Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells.

Dashing through the house, with mommy's underwear
O'er the couch she flies, catching lots of air
Round the floor she goes, making Mom uptight,
Oh what fun it is to steal some underwear tonight.

OH, Jockey shorts, boxers too, loves those BVDs
Just can't wait til Christmas when she'll stash them by the tree
Jockey shorts, boxers too, loves those BVDs
What she'd love for Christmas is a hamper by the tree.

Dashing through the house, ripping underwear
bags and books and cardboard and some yummy Tupperware
Nothing seems to phase her or cause her tummy harm
There is a Border Collie angel or she truly must be charmed

OHHHH, rip and tear, all things fair, nothings left unscathed
A healthy dose of paper is the food she really craves
Rip and tear, steal underwear, dash around the house
The computer isn't stirring cause she's chewing on the mouse.

Other puppies are.....so cute and cuddleeeee
All I really wish for, are presents teeth mark free
So up will go the ex-pen, encircling the tree
And we will have a Christmas that is Border Collie proof you'll see

Oh, rip and tear, underwear, plastic, brick and wood
batteries included when this shepherds in a mood
Nothing safe or so it seems, there will never be an end
So I guess I'll sign off with......Merry Christmas all my friends!

Author Unknown