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Memorable Quotes
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"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
instead of his tongue." "We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever
made" "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful." "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face." "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself." "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went." "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money." "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a
dog, it's too dark to read." Anne Tyler "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." "Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate." "Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current
events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of
late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often
continued in the next yard." "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down." "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." "I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water
bowl." If you would invest in friendship, purchase a dog.
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