Puppy Pie

Take one puppy, roll and play until lightly pampered, then add the following
ingredients:
 
1 cup patience
1 cup understanding
1 pinch correction
1 cup hard work
2 cups praise and 1 1/2 cups fun

Blend well.

Heat with warmth of your heart until raised or until puppy has doubled
in  size.

Mix with owner until consistency is such that owner and puppy are one.

Submitted by Diane Holleman