Satan at the Dog Show

Satan entered a large building where a dog show was being held. Everyone, upon seeing the devil, ran screaming from the building. The only person left inside was a gray headed gentleman seated down by the obedience ring. The evil incarnate spoke to the man saying; "Do you know who I am?"

"Sure do." was the old man's reply.

Hearing that there was no fear in his voice the devil asked; "Do you know I could destroy you with a word?"

"Possibly" stated the old timer.

Becoming quite perturbed at the total lack of terror, the devil screamed; "I could banish you to hell for eternity old man, why do you not fear me?"

Unshaken, the old man replied; "I've shown dogs for forty years. I've gotten obedience titles on no less than a dozen dogs and I'm pretty sure that at least three of them were your children."